- Nonfiction
- Fiction
- No Idea
Are you rich and famous?
No
Yes
I am a writer, I don’t care about fame and fortune.
Not yet, but when I am, I plan to travel the world!
It’s just a matter of time before I’m on the evening news...book deal in hand!
Then we’re going to assume you’re prepared to suffer for your craft?
But only in my mind.
Noooooooooo!
Yes
Write on!
Er, um, no. I’d rather just craft. Suffering’s not really my thing.
No thanks, I'll just hang out with my dog.
Unless a little romance comes along.
Be honest: do you memorize the bestseller list each week?
Yes
No
Like I have that kind of time?
I am:
I really don't care about ‘lists.’
Doesn't everyone?
But only because I can't sleep…
Does this take you longer than 10 minutes?
Yes
No
I often get sidetracked by shiny objects.
I have a photographic memory—I'm all about "words as pictures."
Lookin’ for a good deal?
Or maybe a little divine inspiration?
